80s Movie Review — Mostmortem Reviews

See-Through Skull: Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 - Better Watch Out! (1989)

Monte Hellman is not the first subversive artist to be attracted to the coveted Christmas slasher sequel sub-genre.

Marquee Madmen: Alone In The Dark (1982)

When it comes to playing madmen or the people who treat them, Alone In The Dark has a trio that simply cannot be beat.

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Assorted Treats: Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

Past the inevitable disappointments, one will find confections dusted with sugar and oozing with nougat.

Dermatological Demons: Transformations (1988)

Transformations is a powerful testament to how sincere devotion and access to a flamethrower can conquer any strain of evil.

Lumbering Invulnerability: Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood (1988)

Noted fornication opponent Jason Vorhees resumes the sort of violent behavior that powered the franchise through six previous chapters.

Omen Uptick: City of the Living Dead (1980)

All manner of inconveniences may arise if a burgeoning hellmouth is allowed to blossom, the worst of which being that no living creature shall find peace in death ever again.

Creature Catering: The Pit (1981)

You may think me a doddering “coot” bemoaning the eroding morals of young people today but I simply cannot abide by meat thieving, attempted livestock appropriation or murder by shoving.

A Bunch of Crackpots: Elves (1989)

A solid reminder that, despite a surreal resurgence of their appeal among fringe political elements, the Nazis really had a number of bad ideas.