Mostmortem Reviews — Mostmortem

Mutt Malefaction: Hood of Horror (2006)

Though it seems a simple swap, there is a bit of fine print concerned HOH serving as hell’s usher for all eternity.

P.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 27, 2022

Coscarelli Cohesion: Phantasm IV - Oblivion (1998)

Mike catches case of the doldrums after the uncomfortable revelation that his head may contain a giant orb.

P.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 13, 2022

Harmonious Home: Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

Baron Frankenstein has all sorts of bidding to do and requires a substantial undead workforce.

P.G. HauntedhouseAugust 30, 2022

Equally Audacious: House of the Dead 2 (2005)

After being nibbled on by a test subject, Dr. Curien becomes infected with a novel pathogen.

P.G. HauntedhouseJune 1, 2021

Upscale Undead: Vampires vs. the Bronx (2020)

Vampires are responsible for both the high cost of living and the alarming number of missing persons.

P.G. HauntedhouseMay 18, 2021

Spirit Sentient: Bangkok 13 Muang Kon Tai (2016)

Pia’s screaming and fainting fits have not proven to be an asset in most professional environments.

P.G. HauntedhouseMay 4, 2021

Draining Craniums: The Brainiac (1962)

All Baron Vitelius wanted to do was cast spells, invoke the dead and seduce the occasional married woman.

P.G. HauntedhouseApril 20, 2021

Handcrafted Hematophagy: Mosquito (1994)

The mosquitoes possess all the rubbery charisma of creatures from much older features.

P.G. HauntedhouseApril 6, 2021

Sensible Summoning: Viy (1967)

When praying to various godlike entities, it pays to consider who might be the most readily available.

P.G. HauntedhouseMarch 23, 2021

Ghostly Grudge: White - Melody of Death (2011)

Success allows the Pink Dolls to swat away distractions like gruesome accidents that leave some of them in a sorry state.

P.G. HauntedhouseMarch 9, 2021

Avalanche of Adversity: Santo and Blue Demon vs. the Monsters (1970)

Dr. Halder manages to whip up quite the band of supernatural ne'er do wells.

P.G. HauntedhouseFebruary 23, 2021

Mostmortem Presents: Bells

It gives me the greatest of thrills to present to this film, appearing for the first time in a “virtual” setting.

P.G. HauntedhouseOctober 27, 2020

Supernatural Suspects: Slice (2018)

Murder is an awfully complex issue for a delivery person with limited investigative experience.

P.G. HauntedhouseOctober 20, 2020

Moving On: Halloween - Resurrection (2002)

Michael Myers’s schedule is cleared up quite a bit and he is free to terrorize whomever he chooses.

P.G. HauntedhouseOctober 13, 2020

Mythology Buffet: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

Though time is typically an inexhaustible asset for immortal beings, Maximillian has a rather limited time frame.

P.G. HauntedhouseOctober 6, 2020

Vexing Visitor: Scream Blacula Scream (1973)

Mamuwalde is a formidable chap and he makes a rather compelling case for total obedience.

P.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 29, 2020

Mostmortem Presents: Relax

We are pleased to present you with Relax, the second in our series of “contact free” films.

P.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 15, 2020

Subsidized Spasms: The First Purge (2018)

Nya is not particularly chuffed with the Purge, as she prefers a society that does not periodically lapse into chaos.

P.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 1, 2020

Exclusively Poetry: Leprechaun In The Hood (2000)

The little chap is none too pleased with being used as decor for the last two decades.

P.G. HauntedhouseAugust 25, 2020

Classic Turner: Tales from the QuadeaD Zone (1987)

Though Bobby is not quite as corporeal as he used to be, he still lingers about the house.

P.G. HauntedhouseAugust 11, 2020