A lesser production might have filled its villain’s buckled shoes with any willing person of diminutive stature.
Read MoreThe audience is treated to spheres in eyeballs, spheres for eyeballs, brains in spheres and, marvel of marvels, golden spheres.
Read MoreLaurie Strode has transformed, almost butterfly-like, from a traumatized teenager into a fully functional alcoholic.
Read MoreNoted fornication opponent Jason Vorhees resumes the sort of violent behavior that powered the franchise through six previous chapters.
Read MoreI heartily commend the decision to lavish funds upon a franchise that has sustained itself for some time on modest budgets.
Read MoreNot content with mere chains and hooks, they treat their victims to interrogation, regurgitation, evisceration and non-consensual licking.
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