Posts in Systematic Slaughter
Transparent Affections: Phantasm III - Lord of the Dead (1994)

The audience is treated to spheres in eyeballs, spheres for eyeballs, brains in spheres and, marvel of marvels, golden spheres.

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Momentous Occasion: Halloween H20 - 20 Years Later (1998)

Laurie Strode has transformed, almost butterfly-like, from a traumatized teenager into a fully functional alcoholic.

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Lumbering Invulnerability: Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood (1988)

Noted fornication opponent Jason Vorhees resumes the sort of violent behavior that powered the franchise through six previous chapters.

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Rich Soil: Children of the Corn - Runaway (2018)

I heartily commend the decision to lavish funds upon a franchise that has sustained itself for some time on modest budgets.

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