Greetings To All!

Reacquainting myself with my forebearers

Good day to you, oh seeker of horrors! Connoisseurs of fright! Patrons of sleaze, grotesquerie and ill manner! Fans of homicidal impulses, supernatural intrusion and all manner of things that turn flesh into gooseflesh! 

You have stumbled upon the very first chapter in what will undoubtedly be the venerable history of Mostmortem, a digital publication dedicated to the exploration of horror movies. I am honored that you are here join us for this joyous occasion, that first thrilling leap into the digital void, boldly declaring to the countless screen-dedicated masses, “Hello! I am also here!” I, your humble reviewer, P.G. Hauntedhouse (no relation), shall be at the helm of this enterprise. Though I admit I have no formal training in the fourth estate, I am nonetheless poised to offer you the fruits of a lifelong passion for all things supernatural and cinematic. 

I encourage you, my gentle and generous readers, to take this journey by my side, to rattle your sabers at my inadequacies and to usher in a cheery “huzzah” on those occasions when I succeed. I think it shall be a most exuberant enterprise for all involved.

Please stand by for our first review due on the morrow. Let the adventure begin!