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Prescribed Conclusion: Countdown (2019)

Director Justin Dec has stumbled across a sensational remedy for those weary of their screens.

P.G. HauntedhouseJanuary 21, 2020

Collegiate Caveman: Monster on the Campus (1958)

Professor Blake occasionally sheds his developmental trappings and reverts to a primitive state.

P.G. HauntedhouseJanuary 14, 2020

Palatable Progression: A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

The materialistic needs of well-behaved children are imperiled most seriously.

P.G. HauntedhouseDecember 24, 2019

Non-Consenting Neophyte: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 - Initiation (1990)

Not a single person falls victim to a madman in gay apparel.

P.G. HauntedhouseDecember 17, 2019

Interspecific Company: Crawl (2019)

Crawl is a timely holiday reminder of both the importance of family and boarding one’s vents in advance.

P.G. HauntedhouseDecember 10, 2019

Serious Study: The Astro-Zombies (1968)

Serious-minded folks who scoff at less impressive feats of exposition will be thrilled.

P.G. HauntedhouseDecember 3, 2019

Lack of Linearity: ThanksKilling 3 (2012)

Turkie does not let his scheme fall apart simply because of withering criticism.

P.G. HauntedhouseNovember 26, 2019

Theatrical Tempest: Re-Animator (1985)

Herbert does not brood excessively when his research produces exploding eyeballs or sanguinary salivation.

Flesh Without SpiritP.G. HauntedhouseNovember 19, 2019

Personally Pertinent: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

Sarah is a persistent old bird and has not allowed death to stand in the way of her literary career.

P.G. HauntedhouseOctober 29, 2019

At Capacity: House of Frankenstein (1944)

Undoubtedly, the public was still reeling from the notion that two notable creatures could be contained by a single motion picture.

P.G. HauntedhouseOctober 22, 2019

Rich Results: Midsommar (2019)

Some of Dani’s experiences abroad prove to be a bit too educational.

P.G. HauntedhouseOctober 15, 2019

Poor Conduct: Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)

Alan is bitterly disappointed that the devil is not more receptive to his needs.

Flesh Without SpiritP.G. HauntedhouseOctober 8, 2019

Design Flaw: Child's Play (2019)

A few awkward misunderstandings about boundaries and sharp implements cause Andy to sever his relationship with Chucky.

Undersized CreaturesP.G. HauntedhouseOctober 1, 2019

Insufferable Ruffians: Cthulhu Mansion (1992)

The hoodlums quickly establish themselves as terrible houseguests and even worse hostage custodians.

Foreboding AbodesP.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 24, 2019

Abbreviated Orientation: Friday the 13th (2009)

This is the perfect Friday the 13th for moviegoers who stand to benefit from brevity.

P.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 17, 2019

Creative Debt: Forbidden World (1982)

While a shuddering pile of homogenous flesh may not seem appetizing to most, it is apparently fairly toothsome for manmade mutants.

Outer SpaceP.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 10, 2019

Allegedly Infernal: I Trapped The Devil (2019)

Steve’s claim that he has imprisoned Satan seems to expedite concerns about his stability.

P.G. HauntedhouseSeptember 3, 2019

Intergalactic Buzzard: The Giant Claw (1957)

The creature’s somewhat gawky manner and mechanical articulation could be a completely accurate representation of an otherworldly being.

Oversized CreaturesP.G. HauntedhouseAugust 27, 2019

Alien Adoptee: Brightburn (2019)

The Bryers decide there could be little harm in adopting an extraterrestrial infant and acting as though it is their own offspring.

Outer SpaceP.G. HauntedhouseAugust 20, 2019

Vibrant Radiance: Man Made Monster (1941)

Few of us are fortunate enough to be given a second chance at life, and then a third chance at an entirely subservient kind of life.

P.G. HauntedhouseAugust 13, 2019